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Welcome to your nightmare, Corey.
Sad about Waffle House...
Create Your Account
We need to verify you're actually Corey. This will be painful.
Security Check
Select all images where the Eagles failed miserably.
Enter Security PIN
Check your totally legitimate gift card.
Final Question
What year did the Eagles last win a Super Bowl that actually mattered?
You know what?
I'll just give you the answer.
Go get it.
What does the note say?
Good job surviving.
One last thing.
Remember that Waffle House card?
It's not what you think.
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Find the last present.
Enter the final code from the receipt.
🎉 YOU WIN 🎉
Fine. You actually did it.
Check your email for your Steam gift card.
Don't spend it all on gooner games.
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